Internet User Sprinkles Salt on Web Over Missing zkSync Tokens: Offers $20 for Poison and a Swim to the Bottom of the Sea

 Date: June 11, 2024Location: The InternetIn an amusing twist of online drama, a disgruntled netizen has taken to the internet to express their frustration over not receiving zkSync Era tokens. The user dramatically declared, "Io.net ne jale pat chidka namak... agar zkSync era ke token nahi mila hai to io net zehar khane ke liye diye 20$ aur kha khar khi doob kar mar jao."Translation? "I've sprinkled salt on the internet… if I don't get zkSync Era tokens, the internet has given me $20 for poison, and I'll eat it and drown somewhere."The hyperbolic outburst quickly caught the attention of the online community, with many amused by the extreme reaction to the elusive tokens. Some have turned the incident into a meme, while others are simply entertained by the dramatic flair.Internet officials remind everyone to take digital disappointments lightly and to avoid any drastic measures. "It's just a phase," commented one expert. "Let's hope zkSync tokens find their way to this user soon, or we might need more than just virtual salt to calm things down."